Let's see I'll do it as some sort of odd little listing description.
Fullname: Born "Jason Florian Walter Long" I prefer to Use "Jason F. Long"
Height: 5'11" to 6'1" Unsure of exact *shrug*
Weight: over 200 though I FEEL like it is over 300 *mutter* *sigh* *pokes stomach*
How Much of the Above is Muscle: My opinion... less that half. I am strong but smell isn't everything ;) *quoth the Spidey*
Hair: variations of brown mostly dark. Beyond shoulder length.
Eyes: dark brown sometimes almost black, a few times very reddish *shiver*
Skin: Tan, some parts not I'm not a sunbather. I can tan under a 40 watt light bulb. If there is light I'm probably tanning. *shrug*
Age: 22 and some change (Birthday 02/10/1976 12:41pm)
Black and White Picture: Wanted Dead!
Color Pictures: Yucky Pictures *NOTE: The Last Batch didn't take... new pictures now up also*
Current Picture MIGHT be found here via my new webcam.
Voice Sample: This is how my voice sounds (wav sound) (RealMedia eventually)
Humorous Voice Sample (Not for the faint of heart): I am a JFL5000... (wav sound) (RealMedia eventually)
Likes: Web&Internet Stuff, Anime, Computers, Games, Weapons of many types, Well Developed violence on television ;) , Beautiful Women -God and Genetics made females well, and I like to admire the handiwork *uses a look but don't touch attitude*-, Writing, and Reading.
Loves: Netscape, Mudding, Tenchi Muyo series, My "Lair" as I call him, Role Playing Games (Square and Enix), Katana and Bows... some long swords, Star Trek, Xena, Hercules, X Files, Millenium, Babylon 5, *innocent expression* , Poetry and Fiction, see last section ;) But mainly Anne McCaffery, Piers Anthony, And Robert Jordan... as for poets I don't like specific poets but rather specific poems *tries to remember one right now and fails*
Dislikes: Microsoft, Those who drive badly, People who honk their horns at all, Overly Framed Webpages, Overly Animated Web Pages, SPAM, Spam(copyright Hormel), The Hand Fate has So Far Dealt him, Hate Mongers, TV Evangelism -if god wanted you to ask for money for him... heck if he needed money he'd just create it, So Go back to Seminary and get a real clerical education and position that you've earned. A Business Suit DOESN'T equal a priest's robes. That's it for dislikes...
Hates: Internet Explorer, People who think they are the best thing since sliced bread, The Napster Controversy, Coming in on a book series that is in the first book and the next book is a year away, Coming in on a book series near the middle with the first one being unavailable -this applies to comic books... really pisses me OFF, The billions of numbers for phone things in magazines and on tv, Psychic hotlines, Commercials placed right before the resolution of the movie... hell COMMERCIALS... if I want a product I've never used, I'll buy it as I'm scanning the shelves, not cause some fraggin ad recommends it, The lack of numbers in so many comparison ads, Racists, The Intolerant -Can't stand them, and Finally Those who know the value of life and CHOOSE to not respect it. Examples: 1) Shelling a neighboring city over something that happened over 10 years ago. 2) Sport Hunting, 3) I'll come up with this and more later *seethe*
Why do I hate those who do that last thing (Knowing the value and not caring): Myself I have little respect for life in most forms. I can find a reason to kill anything. Sad isn't it. Occassionaly I have glimmers of saddness, but they don't happen often. Someone robs me -dead if I catch them.Why? Cause resources equal life, you have taken resources from me, you have threatened my life, therefore you might as well have put a gun to my head cause I'm coming after you. It was mine, I felt I needed it for some reason. *shrug* Life means nothing to me. For the most part life seems like pain to most. Got fired from a job of 10 years just cause they are downsizing... Lost your house cause they wouldn't wait one hour for you to arrive with the check... ad nauseam. But it is those people who know what X is worth and mistreat it or destroy it for no good reason that bother me. They know it's value... how to better describe this...
When I have spare time I: Come up with new ways to try to take over the world! I'm kidding. No I mud or play Ultima Online or play video or computer games (mail me for a list of what I own... if I get enough requests I'll put them up in one of the filesystems, and add it to the appendix (singular cause they are mirrors of each other)) And of course work on these webpages ;)
What I would do with more spare time: Write a new book *got one idea on the burner* maybe wait for the muse to take hold and pen some poetry, Find a good Range and go shoot my bow, Join in more SCA activities, rent and watch EVEN more ANIME!!!, maybe buy and relearn the clarinet, write more silly pascal or C programs, Work on areas for my own unsited mud, work some more kinks out of my AD&D World/rules system, Practice my Sword more, Date ;)
What I would do with 400 Million Dollars American: Buy a Mountain/island and build a vast cave system such that when I was done it wouldn't seem like caves, but a place someone could call home. I would build this to the best of my ability by hand or as close to by hand as I could get. Whether I would marry then or not is debatable cause few women want to live in a cave, no matter how much like a house in Beverly Hills it looks like. I would always worry that she wasn't truly happy, and so therefore I would never be truly happy. And then after that was done I'd buy everything I'd ever set my eye on merchandise wise -no that does NOT include living creatures... like people.
Dreams: I used to have something here that's different from what I'm going to say... but I know it isn't quite true anymore.
NEW Dreams: To find the woman of my hopes and be with her for as long as possible.
Hopes: That I can find a woman somewhere who can love me as much as I love her.
Fears: That I'll find the woman of my dreams and while she is perfect for me... I am far from perfect for her.
Where I live roughly ;) : Houston, Texas. Southwest Side of town.
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