The Grey Pages

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GreyPages.Org

Why are these Called the Grey Pages?

Now as for here when it comes to ads, moving gifs, frames, ad nauseam. I will only have them if I find a need for them. Frame wise you can probably only expect to see one on the bottom that will point to the various pages here -when my ideas start flowing the number of pages here should skyrocket (should). *thinking outloud* Of course I'd have to learn frames... can't trust a program to get it right... and I'd of course have to have ideas... hmmm...

By the way the reason this site is called the Grey Pages is because *crescendo of suspense* the book... you are reading this out of... right now... is grey. *dun dun DUUUN*

SEE? Grey.

I have a big newsy contact page thing here -go ahead and read the news on that there page while you're at it... might have an insight for you ^.^

What's this you say? Why keep both page locations (id est FortuneCity and Here?)?

My pages at FortuneCity feel ingrained to me. Like a second home as it were. This place -and The-Arc.Net- is more like a showcase for all the interests I didn't have space for over there... think about it... how many Anime audio files can you fit into (current Fortunecity space limits) *megabytes*, or movies, or images. Then there are video game audio files, and movies, and images. Starts seeming near impossible doesn't it.

Hell from one artist alone I have 46 megabytes in RealAudio files (that Artist is Sammi Cheng (According to Amazon it's Cheng... in 4 or 5 places. So I'm going to stick with that. IF YOU DISAGREE TELL ME and also say what the basis you're giving me is... I'm curious as to whether the pleathora of different spellings is due to it's spelling due to regional shifts or different... eh romanji standards,etc) and a dear friend pointed the Artist out to me... she's really good you should check her out maybe *hint hint* *points at the link over here for Color.RA* *then points at this link www.real.com incase you don't have RealPlayer/RealOne -which you should since you can get it free ^.~**then points at this link SammiCheng.html so you can go listen to even more*

Hey... I wonder what else you think I should add to this place to make it better? Hmm? Talk to me tell me what you want to hear or see that is not already here.

Oh I guess I should start saying what is here huh? *clears throat and tries to not quote his other page to closely*

Stuff

*takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you for your compliments but please no pictures... not of ME at any rate. Why not of me? I'm not a sadist. I don't want to inflict my looks on you -or some unsuspecting camera -besides I don't HAVE any pictures... none that I like anyway. They're of ME you see.

Now IF you want to know what I like to wear that is a bit easier. Think old fashioned clothes... and I don't mean 70's... or 60's unless you mean 1260's. But anyway, I like the old stuff... the cold steel, seasoned hardwoods, well crafted castles - ooh I'm all tingly now ^.~. Was that a real sentence? Who cares ^.~ I'm not going to worry about it. I'm just going to keep rambling.

I know what you're thinking, "So he's into that old stuff... does he do anything with this love of old stuff?" Yes, I have a large collection of steel and wood in many shapes and sizes; a cloak to make cold days a bit warmer and wet days not so damp; and some leather bracers to protect myself from harm with. "Huh?" you say... let me spell it out :

    Steel
  1. An Argentine Bayonet- a sharpened version was seen in a Steven Segal picture
  2. One of those replica Dragon swords -THEY think it is supposed to be a Highlander sword
  3. "A Master Ninjatu" -very nice... very...
  4. Really fancy relative of the first dragon sword up there. Much fancier hilt and handle however.
  5. A Scottish Claymore.
  6. "The Green Destiny" not from the movie... or Chinese folklore. But a BEAUTIFUL Tai Chi Longsword nonetheless.
  7. A 3 foot machete -and my name is Jason... scared yet *grumble* And people wonder why I never USE that name.
  8. An 8 pound sledgehammer... why'd I buy it? Because I could. Fire Axe assortment coming soon ^-^
  9. An assortment of knives... guess I'll put the throwing stars in this category too -though the knives are of the kitchen variety.
  10. Some Oriental Throwing Darts with these cute little tassels of DEATH *.*v
    The other things semi old
  1. A long black cape
  2. studded leather bracers
  3. knee high black leather boots
  4. a black leather hat -not in this too much though... it is an oven
    Wood Time
  1. Many Staves of many shapes and sizes -though some are just hafts from garden tools... until I buy spear points and other metal items to make them a bit more than they are currently.
  2. A Shinai - The Weapon most practitioners of Aikido spar with.
And what would top all this off? Membership in the SCA that's what. Finally got that puppy too ^-^ ! Sure going to the meetings makes you a member, but you get no card. It DOES make you "safe" to be at an event though ^.~ Twould help to keep the membership paid up... but at least I have a card now ^.^;

New topic time *snicker*. I mean I could go on and on and on and on but why? So many other topics to discuss, and some much space to put them in *wicked laughter goes here*.

And the new topic is ANIME! ^_^

Wez be havin' lotsa that Anime stuffs 'ere.*end slang* Not sure if that'll even have REAL updates... I'm already over the NEW paradigm in size... and I'm not playing with my package to update to the new and get greased or something. I just went through all kinds of webrelated trouble over The-Arc.Net. Never again! I will see how much size flexing I CAN do but don't hold thine breath.

Always remember that just because it is a link doesn't mean you HAVE to follow it... believe me no one EVER goes to my GUESTBOOK to SIGN it... oh no you all have better things to do *sniffle* ;.;

Now as for my original files BEFORE I made the embed page -both are in my anime section- that has the exact same things as the embed... um well NOW it is the sorted page... no embeds there now... page in a safer for your hard drive format... just happy links ^.^ AND NOTHING IS ZIPPED, just click and if you have a plugin for it then poof zam zooey it will load and play... nifty huh.

*Of course it is nice to be able to DL and listen on your machine too*

Now as for other anime things they will be added from time to time most likely swiped from someone else's page, and then put here somewhere appropriate. I am making a big ol' disclaimer type page thingy to cover any screw ups I make -and it won't be legalese (I don't speak gibberish). Just plainly state something like:

"Everything here that may be (elsewhere/owned by someone else) is most likely copyrighted by them and they have the option of telling me to piss off and remove it from my site because I make no claim over anyone else's copyrights or trademarks or the like."

... oh hey... now I don't have to write it -as I just did.

Oh I also made a nice little Tenchi Muyo Section... where'd I put that link... ah there it is (^^)

Hmmm how long is this thing so far.... who cares I got space... you still have eyes... at least I hope you do. You do don't you? I mean to play cool video games you really need eyes...

Now on to graver news... a person with a cool site gave up on it at one point... but I grabbed all that I could... so don't be surprised if you've been to D Bomb's site for his Squaresoft Sound Archives... when you see it here don't be too surprised at the fact the sounds aren't there... ANYWAY the pages are over here and it will seem like you were on his site... *used to be the case* only the url would be a bit different... if he wants me to do anything special -I've already mailed him- you'll find it in my news file over here.

News Flash: My SSA has undergone some serious changes see the contact page for more details.

The Anime I have seen page -back at FortuneCity- updates sporadically and usually right after I've seen a film or 3 *dozen*. So if you really want to know what all I've seen then look over there. I have no plans at this time to mirror my FC pages here. Even if this were 50 times faster I wouldn't... remember it is easy to get to someone's room once you are in the house... but quite a different matter sometimes to get to the house. Consider that my house. This is my room (closet).

Let's see talked about the SCA (again if you've seen my other page -as you should have to have gotten here at all) Video games... well Squaresoft games ^.~ (more on video games Soon tm) hehehehe maybe I'll bore you with... My Big Bad List of Games I've Destroyed... actually I haven't updated that in a while so maybe I won't. Yeah I won't. Please forget that I mentioned it. Back to what I was saying... SCA, Video Games, Anime, well I also peruse naughty newsgroups *list out of date* from time to time... the anime ones mostly... I do have a bit of That Stuff on various Hard Drives but I AM NOT putting it here... just use your favorite search engine, and a prurient topic and zap you've got a mess of places to look for your own naughty Anime. Or I can recommend some via email. I'll put up an email forms page so that you can ask me directly with topics that will filter to places I'll know the content of and answer as fast as I can.

Now let's see SCA, Games, Anime, Naughty Things, nay you don't need me talking about computers. How many things I've installed... what computers I own... peripherals I own and use... how much hard disk space I have... how much of that is empty space... you don't want to know that stuff.

And you DON'T want to know what I do for a living at this time. *shiver* Trust me you don't. Though it has given me a great respect for Surf Watch, and Net Nanny and Cyber Sitter... perhaps I've said too much already.... um new topic.

I'm yet another of the Milling Masses who are writers -okay would you believe a crappy writer then?- with no publishers. But UNLIKE most of the rest of the Mob I haven't even tried yet. Nope... too much fun writing to have someone breathing down my neck with, "Have you gotten the next 80 pages for me to send to the editor yet?" I don't do anything well if rushed. Can't even get my mind out of the gutter in a rush if I wanted to *innocent expression*. And speaking of minds that's another reason why I've not even attempted to get published... my main work is in another's Fantasy world... so it is really fan fiction and therefore unpublishable in truth. Oh well one day I'll make my own world... and write about it... and the universe will be happy and bright. *heckling is welcome at this point*

My other works just aren't standard faire at all... racy as all get out. One even links to other peoples fanfiction so... pretty dead in the water on the publishing angle. Be nice to win the lottery and buy an anime studio and have it made though -probably have to be nice to those I've linked to... but I should think that if I COULD they wouldn't MIND seeing their own stuff on their TV's either though ^.^ Now if I'd just remember to PLAY the lottery.

SCA, Games, Anime, Naughty Things, Did(n't) talk about computers, Writing, Poems... I'll put them up you be the judge *shrug*. I'm no poet. Of course I stubbornly played the clarinet when I'd have done better on the flute, but writing and not doing poetry even if some say I'm better at it isn't the same thing at all. Why it just couldn't be. That would make sense or something. Of course like the flute to ME poetry is harder than writing.

SCA, Games, Anime, Naughty Things, Computers, Writing, Poetry, Archery Goes with SCA stuff, Jewelry Class was out of a want to make my own swords so that goes with SCA also... want more? ASK on my email forms page... topic you want to talk about not on it... then use 1-800-Nut-Case. Your call will be answered by the next available psycho. Please Drive through and come by again.

(*UPDATE* those point properly now.I'd still prefer people used The Contact Page but I doubt anyone READS it. Few think it's better to email someone armed with fresh information... than to mail someone and have them say "Hey I said that on the contact page! Go read it!" The World is a sad sad place. Fortunately I HAVEN'T had to say "see the contact page" more than 2 times tops.)




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This page put up October 07, 1997, and may NEVER get updated... save with new sound for maniacal laugh track... that one currently there is from the Sci-Fi Channel's Website.

News Flash: Okay so now it isn't anymore and that is my own wierd laugh. Like it? You better not.

updated *gasp* 04/09/2001 light futzing... made laugh a link... see the contact page for details.

Wow... over 5000 hits... I should do something special. Too bad it looks like crap.



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