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Eldrick Tobin (Jason F. Long to some)

Creator of Ami Kintaro the Fictional Hentai Anime Girl, who even though I created her
and she isn't a bit real... I feel for her... she is showing me what a bastard I
really am. Funny that.

Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg (so I like the parts where they die... they're bastards!)
Non-liker of Amano Yoshitaka
Considering being a Defender... just no defendee -yet
AGFF Official Horny Bastard -want the title? Can't have it :PpP
Member of the Coalition to Call it the Lifestream

Winner of:
     The Offical GFOX Most Amazing Rambling and Pointless Longwinded Post of the MONTH

10 Otaku points.

Hander out of the OCCASIONAL Cape Coin:
[It Allows One Bat of Justice= Doing 99% damage to the target and leaving them with
     1% of their total HP. Or Kill someone outright if their max HP is under 10.
OR One Hammer Summon Followed By One Hammer Smash= Will Add: Dead or do 200 points
     of damage -which may kill the target anyway.]

http://marina.fortunecity.com/eastindia/40
http://GreyPages.Org/main.html
mailto: tobin at GreyPages dot Org

Quotes:

[Actually, Cloud should pick up with Yuffie.  Why do I say this?
 I hate Yuffie, and I can just picture Cloud waking up one morning,
 looking across the bed and seeing he rolled over in the middle of
 the night and stabbed her to death with his hair.] -Atma Talking
  about who Cloud should have ended up with.

[Hey, take it from the coc-   Er... COKE-king here, cock is the best.] -V. Val

[I just know is shouldn't have posted this] -Cheesedemon

[Must. Find. More. Campaigns.] -Cheesedemon, what can I say I empathize

[It's merely a case of acknowledging that screwage is required for procreation.  
 Had my parents not gone at it on or around September 26, 1978, I wouldn't be 
 alive.  And that's all I have to say on the subject.  You, on the other hand, 
 would go into a massive dissertation if you felt so inclined. :P ] -Kain talking
  about the beginnings of his life.

[... One thing I never do is refer to it as "screwage." #;-}> I certainly
 would, but not about your parents.] -Greg replying to the Above from Kain

[He who points out the obvious in an attempt to point out
 that which is not obvious, is in essence, doing nothing
 at all.] -Timo. commenting on Greg saying that Edwyn is
  too repetitative.

[I can't believe....
 I'm not even....
 ...oh look!  A "Send" button!] -Timo  (does it really matter why or when)

[Because I am a vain bastard, I would like to nominate something I myself said
 in an apparently ignored post a couple of days ago. ] -Eyeglazer

[I'm pretty sure I have a good quote from myself, but I can't remember it.
] -Neptune Salad

[That was the suckiest two days of my suckfest I call a life.] -timo suave

[Kill the monkey!!!] -Wyvern about Diddy Kong (my sentiments exactly)

["Hmm... There, I just did it again!  There's no possibility of escape!! Everything
 past, present, and future was and is said by Edwyn!!!!!!!] -Siegfried going way off
  the deep end...

[Mmmm.... Atma may be invincible, but we can still make him puke.] -Nep,
 Neptune Salad's brother.

[I despise being lonely, but unfortunately I'm too complacent to do anything
 about it...] -St. Kain

[ I mean..in this life you can still do things...and live...and make things
 better...but when you're dead...you're dead! Poof..you're gone!] -Small Girl
  about life

[You could do that. And I could nail your head to the table,
set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the
Pak'ma'ra. But it's an imperfect world and we never get
exactly what we want. So get used to it.] -Sheridan to Bester

[Damnit people. When will you realize that no one WINS in flame wars.
There are only losers.] Greg about Flame Wars... oh so true.

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